smallcrumbs v2.1

more junk dropped around
Aug 19
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waiting for peach cobbler to finish cobblin’ in th’ oven…
waiting for peach cobbler to finish cobblin’ in th’ oven…
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Aug 17
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Aug 14
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i think i might have wanted to be this person for a brief moment in 6th grade.
i think i might have wanted to be this person for a brief moment in 6th grade.
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Aug 09
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Jul 24
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Check out the shirt on the right.

That thar is a real PIRATE SHIRT.
It has flapping flags over the nippes that obscure on the left boob a pirate map and on the right boob, a skull & crossbones. What is harder to see is the three velcro circles, one at the top of his sternum, and two flanking his belly button.
“A****,” I asked, “What are the velcro circles for?”
He looked down and replied, “Oh, those are for the pirates that stick there. My mom wouldn’t let me wear them to school.”
HE HAS VELCRO PIRATES. THAT HE CAN WEAR ON HIS SHIRT AND PLAY WITH WHENEVER HE LIKES (except when he’s at school. thanks a lot, mom).
why aren’t adult clothes any fun.

Check out the shirt on the right.

That thar is a real PIRATE SHIRT.

It has flapping flags over the nippes that obscure on the left boob a pirate map and on the right boob, a skull & crossbones. What is harder to see is the three velcro circles, one at the top of his sternum, and two flanking his belly button.

“A****,” I asked, “What are the velcro circles for?”

He looked down and replied, “Oh, those are for the pirates that stick there. My mom wouldn’t let me wear them to school.”


HE HAS VELCRO PIRATES. THAT HE CAN WEAR ON HIS SHIRT AND PLAY WITH WHENEVER HE LIKES (except when he’s at school. thanks a lot, mom).

why aren’t adult clothes any fun.

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Jul 22
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unfortunately you cant make out my awesome guns from here…
unfortunately you cant make out my awesome guns from here…
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Jul 20
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hahaha shaina discovered MS PAINT.
she sent this to me through her mother earlier today— it is amazing b/c it looks *exactly* like the work she was making at the end of the year. she has translated her pincer grip to a mouse grip. maria montessori just rolled twice in her grave.

hahaha shaina discovered MS PAINT.

she sent this to me through her mother earlier today— it is amazing b/c it looks *exactly* like the work she was making at the end of the year. she has translated her pincer grip to a mouse grip. maria montessori just rolled twice in her grave.

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Jul 15
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hee
hee
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Jul 09
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hey look what i found in union square today. shy plant!
hey look what i found in union square today. shy plant!
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